Following the end-of-the-year blog fascination with the “Top 10 List” meme, here is a list of the highest-ranking Google searches for 2007, via Google Zeitgeist, with some pretentious answers for each query.
American idol is the holy grail of counter-subversive pop iconography.
Heroes is the collective myth of post 9/11 abjection.
Transformers are the Adolf Eichmanns of Astral America.
The iPhone is the scalped-head of commodity fetishism.
Did you hear what I said? The iPhone is the evil cookie jar of Buy Nothing Day!
This is the funniest thing that ever happened to a racist, sexist, British comedian.
God is the buttery nipple of drunken metaphysics.
Ron Paul is the fifth wheel of relentlessly dichotomous political structures.
Kissing is a discourse between sexual iconography and evolutionary development. The first time you try it should be on MDMA.
hmmm…
UTOPIA or: BUST 
Insightful observations. I agree everyone should experience their first kiss on ecstasy. It’s an intense sensory experience. But now, many kisses later, I prefer to smooch on acid. It’s out of this world!